The following stuff has been sent to the Director...
On Thursday I received a THING.
It is a sock-wearing tentacle monster with POSEABLE TENTACLES!!!
The director then recieved a Picture
Love and hugs
Dear Mr. Director
I would like to do round 2 of S&P.
I have so far recieved one gift, a truly awesome Pen of Wonder from Facehugger. It consists of a biro with coloured stripey foam wrapped round it and coming off the top in phantasmogorical strips that wind back round each other in spirals and twirls, capturing 4 white and glittery fuzzy pompoms inside them as they do so. I like it very much, it brightens up my working day. also the pompoms are very squeezy. :-D
Yay, I got one of my gifts! Still waiting for the other two.
The director recieved a accurate rendition of opening the present.
A ten-pound-note, lovingly crafted from the finest photoshops, the design of which has been hand-buggered-about-with to ensure that it cannot be forged and is undesireable to the general public IN RECOGNITION OF OUR KIND DIRECTOR'S DAY OF BIRTH.
Firstly, the ten-pound-note, hand-issued from the Bank of Lupie. It is the most "visually stunning" effect I could manage, so that it remains memorable, even after you've closed your eyes, turned off the computer and hurled it out of the window. I hope you enjoy it.
The director says:
Awesome! - I am going to print this off and try to pay with it when I go shopping tomorrow.
A picture of the note can be found Here.