Art Project March

APM day 04
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04 March:

Emily Room wants Inappropriate daleks.
Alternatively: an Infinite scarf or Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

I didn't really want to do two icon charts in a row, but that's how it came out. Oh well! here we go!


Supplimentary notes to the memo:

  1. The management repeats: This is the ONLY acceptable use of the Dalek.
  2. Daleks are NOT cute, they must not appear in shows wearing bows, frilly dresses, or carrying cuddly toys.
  3. Whoever wrote the episode A Dalek in sheep's clothing report to me for immediate demotion.
  4. Daleks do NOT cry, they do not have tear ducts, and they do not show any weakness.
  5. While Daleks might be far away, we do not show them in the distance, this diminishes the feeling of tension and threat. Daleks should ONLY appear right next to the protagonists in a surprising entrance.
  6. Daleks do NOT drive cars. They do not have feet and could not operate the pedals.
  7. The episode where a Dalex disguises itself as Prince Charles is not becomming of the BBC, and future references to it shall be removed from all archive material.
  8. We do not cover the daleks in tar. Not only are the props expensive, but we wish to refrain from Wile.E.Coyote style physics or situations in Dr. Who episodes.
  9. See point 2.
  10. Darleks do not play golf. They do not have hobbies.
  11. The episode Journey to the planet Starlek is to be removed from the schedules. We cannot afford the planet Starlek.
  12. What is this? Pokemon?
  13. Dr. Who is not a comedy. Daleks do not laugh.
  14. Any scene involving a Dalek serving drinks risks turning the show into a sit-com. Please see point 13.
  15. We already did a pirate episode this series, it was enriched by NOT having Dalek pirates.
  16. Daleks do not have gender, so mummy and daddy Daleks do not make sense. They also do not produce tiny baby daleks, even if we can just use merchandise for props.
  17. Dr. Who is NEVER to be combined with singing talent shows, and the responsible parties should be aware that all known scripts for this episode have been burned. If they continue to appear in the canteen, then use of this facility shall be suspended.
  18. While this is a potentially viable use for Daleks we like to ensure all concepts are run by the management before expending the entire budget of the props department. This Warlek shall be dismantled for parts for use in other episodes, and shall not be used unless the appropriate requisition forms are filled out properly.

Alex drew a pony. We get a lot of ponies for APM. Damn you popular culture!

Confined to the Moon for 1000 years made Luna forget just how blastedly cold winter nights are when you're trying to control the Moon/Stars. As such, she took up knitting.... though her first experiment is a little bit odd.


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